Certified Peaceful Assessment Test

Certified Peaceful Foundation: Assessment Test

Take this quick quiz to see if you’re sufficiently peaceful for a safe and enjoyable intergalactic abduction.

Ready? Let’s begin!

1 / 5

A visitor from another planet arrives at your home. What is your first action?

A. Invite them in and offer them a warm meal.

B. Shoot to to kill. Dead creatures can’t kill me and my family.

2 / 5

How do you handle disagreements with others?

A. Listen intently to understand their perspective. Find compromise where possible.

B. I threaten the individual or something they love. If they disagree with me, they are wrong and must be eliminated.

3 / 5

Your neighbor blocks the end of your driveway with their vehicle. How do you react?

A. You stay home and leave them a basket of fresh baked goods with a note asking them to please not do it again

B. WE 👏 MOVE 👏THAT 👏 F*KN 👏 CAR 👏 AND 👏 SLASH 👏 THOSE 👏 F*KN 👏 TIRES

4 / 5

You’re in charge of organizing a celebration for your community. What theme do you choose?

A. Unity, friendship, rainbows and sunshine

B. Victory, conquest, guns and murder

5 / 5

When taking an assessment test I am likely to

A. Answer all questions with 100% honesty to the best of my ability

B. Lie if lying will get me the results I want